Kernel Rating (out of 5): 0
MPAA Rating: PG-13 Length: 85 minutes
Age Appropriate for: 15+. Lots and lots and lots of dumb humor, revolved around tons of violence (fighting, haunting, demonic presences, etc.); implied sexual activity, kissing, crude jokes about sex, and bathroom humor; some cursing; and references to drug use.
Who is still paying money for the ‘Scary Movie’ franchise? Because, as evidenced by ‘Scary Movie V,’ clearly you’re making terrible life-choices.
By Roxana Hadadi
In the future, when people look back at 2013, I hope they watch “Scary Movie V,” and I hope they judge our society for it. Man, it’s terrible.
