Kernel Rating (out of 5): 0
MPAA Rating: PG Length: 92 minutes
Age Appropriate for: 8+. Slapstick action violence between the three main characters; another character gets run over by a bus and shot in the leg with an arrow; yet another is mauled by a lion. There is also a lot of gross potty humor involving babies urinating; sexually suggestive stuff like Sofia Vergara’s and Kate Upton’s ample cleavage; and a scene displaying a lion’s genitalia.
Everyone involved in bringing the terribly awful ‘The Three Stooges’ must have needed a paycheck really, really badly, because there’s no other reason why anyone would willingly participate in this fantastically horrible film. Seriously.
By Roxana Hadadi
I know it’s my job, but I kind of hate myself for seeing “The Three Stooges.” More than anything else so far this year, it is the most colossal, offensively useless waste of my time—and it will be of yours, too.