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Family Movie Review: Dunkirk (PG-13)

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MPAA Rating: PG-13       Length: 113 minutes

Age Appropriate For: 14+. This World War II film isn’t bloody or gory, but is defined by an ever-increasing sense of dread and fear; there are constant bomb attacks from the sky and U-bomb attacks in the sea, and the jarring nature of those are frightening, no matter your age. There is tons of death, morbid images with corpses laid on beaches and in the water, and some cursing. It’s a lot emotionally, and will be too much for younger viewers.

Director Christopher Nolan delivers one of this summer’s most precisely crafted, visually astonishing films in the World War II-set ‘Dunkirk.’ It is simultaneously gorgeous and devastating, and ultimately impossible to forget.

By Roxana Hadadi

Family Movie Review: War for the Planet of the Apes (PG-13)

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MPAA Rating: PG-13       Length: 140 minutes

Age Appropriate For: 13+. This final installment in the “Planet of the Apes” prequel trilogy series has scenes of action and violence that are similar to the preceding films, including fighting between human soldiers and evolved apes, with gunfire, spears, bows and arrows, fires, and explosions; numerous people and apes die, including women and children, and a pivotal character takes his own life. Also some cursing; some gross scenes with animal feces; some emotionally disturbing scenes including one in which an ape is whipped and others in which apes are tied up and tortured; and characters drink alcohol.

The ‘Planet of the Apes’ prequel trilogy delivers its strongest installment in its finale, ‘War for the Planet of the Apes.’ Although the movie dips often into myth-making, it is visually tremendous, emotionally engrossing, and thematically complicated, a well-done link between these modern films and the original classic.

By Roxana Hadadi

Family Movie Review: Spider-Man: Homecoming (PG-13)

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MPAA Rating: PG-13       Length: 133 minutes

Age Appropriate For: 12+. This latest Marvel film is mostly high school-centered, so many of the challenges of its protagonist are how to fit in when faced with bullying, a crush who may not return his affections, and classes that seem beneath his abilities. Those elements will resonate most with teenage audiences, but should be relatable to middle school viewers, too. Some cursing, including one implied use of the f-word; a rude hand gesture; some teenage romantic angst; some crude, sexually themed jokes; and a variety of typical Marvel violence, including destroyed buildings, harmed civilians, a person who is vaporized, and some moments that may be scary for those afraid of heights.

Marvel brings Spider-Man fully into the Avengers universe with ‘Homecoming,’ and the film resonates most when it lets Peter Parker just be a kid. The youthful vibe of this character reset, with its sense of humor and its light touch, makes ‘Homecoming’ one of the most enjoyable Marvel movies in years.

By Roxana Hadadi

Family Movie Review: Despicable Me 3 (PG)

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MPAA Rating: PG       Length: 90 minutes

Age Appropriate For: 6+. Much of the content here will be familiar to anyone who has seen the “Despicable Me” or “Minions” films: there are some action sequences, including car chases with cops and altercations with villains, that include violence in the form of guns, fistfights, robots who shoot lasers, and girls who are kidnapped. The Minions also casually hurt each other with pinches, slaps, and punches. Also a young boy attempting to kiss a young girl against her will; some bathroom humor; some inappropriate language, like “boobs”; some naked Minion butts; some implied male nudity; and a scene where two children accidentally wander into a bar full of drunk adults.

Gru, Lucy, and the girls are back for ‘Despicable Me 3,’ which uses ‘80s nostalgia for fun and musical action sequences. But the movie feels slighter than its predecessors, amusing but not particularly impactful.

By Roxana Hadadi

Family Movie Review: Transformers 5: The Last Knight (PG-13)

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MPAA Rating: PG-13      Length: 149 minutes

Age Appropriate For: 12+. The latest “Transformers” film is more of the same: violent clashes between the warring groups of robots that kill them and humans alike, including people being shot, set on fire, and exploded; although there is little gore, there is massive international destruction. As is usual with Michael Bay films, there is a certain amount of female ogling and women in revealing outfits, and sexually themed, rude, and racist humor. Adults drink to excess in a few scenes.

‘Transformers: The Last Knight’ is the pinnacle of summer blockbuster stupidity. The only thing that could top it is another ‘Transformers’ sequel in the future, which is a nightmare too dreadful to imagine.

By Roxana Hadadi

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