Kernel Rating (out of 5):
MPAA Rating: G Length: 87 minutes
Age Appropriate for: 4+. One joke about genitalia, and the chipmunks sing some songs that are sexually charged in their entirety, like “Bad Romance” by Lady Gaga.
Quite possibly the laziest release of the holiday season, ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked’ is where creativity goes to die.
By Roxana Hadadi
I will confess that I love chubby, kindly Theodore and realistic, pragmatic Simon, two of the chipmunks that make up “Alvin and the Chipmunks”. Notice that I do not love Alvin. Alvin is a terrible child-chipmunk-hybrid-thing. READ FULL PARENT MOVIE REVIEW