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Family Movie Review: Saban's Power Rangers (PG-13)

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MPAA Rating: PG-13       Length: 127 minutes

Age Appropriate For: 13+. The original live-action show was made for children, but this PG-13 adaptation is focused primarily on the teenage experience, so it may be a little mature for younger kids. Cursing; vulgar and sexually themed jokes; a male character is briefly shirtless and a female character is briefly in her bra and underwear; fistfights and bullying; a subplot about sexting; and a variety of violence, including a couple of awful car accidents, characters who are killed and have their gold teeth pulled out, characters who drown, a nightmare sequence where the zombie-like villain turns people into ash, and a few other action sequences.

‘Saban’s Power Rangers’ is a better film when it embraces the nostalgia of ‘80s movies and brings misunderstood teenagers together as a group of friends. ‘It’s morphin’ time’ is when the film becomes another forgettable action flick.

By Roxana Hadadi

Family Movie Review: Beauty and the Beast (PG)

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MPAA Rating: PG        Length: 129 minutes

Age Appropriate For: Most of the same elements of the animated original are rendered here again in this real-life adaptation: a pack of hungry wolves fight against the Beast (who looks more like a cat here than a buffalo); some kissing; Gaston is a smug creep who calls Belle “prey”; some flirting by village women with Gaston; mentions of characters who passed away from disease; a battle including gunshots, and a character dies from a long fall; and a moment where a male character seems to enjoy dressing in women’s clothes.

The latest Disney live-action remake, this time of ‘Beauty and the Beast’ is a faithful, if somewhat lifeless, recreation. Some of the animated film’s best moments are delivered well, but mostly this version lacks zeal.

By Roxana Hadadi

Family Movie Review: Kong: Skull Island (PG-13)

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MPAA Rating: PG-13       Length: 120 minutes

Age Appropriate For: 13+. This monster flick about King Kong is in the B-movie style, with lots of violence and various gross-out scenes: Kong tears apart helicopters, killing various people; huge spiders, insects, and other monsters attack the humans, eating and regurgitating them; there are scenes with monster blood, vomit, and guts. Some cursing; some light flirting and romantic tension between a couple of characters, and the suggestion of prostitution with a few scenes set in brothels.

It’s the bloodthirstiness of man vs. the primal qualities of nature in ‘Kong: Skull Island,’ which has some grossly impressive visuals but mostly feels derivative in both plot and style. This is same old, same old creature feature stuff.

By Roxana Hadadi

Family Movie Review: Rock Dog (PG)

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MPAA Rating: PG         Length: 80 minutes

Age Appropriate For: 7+. This animated film about a country dog who travels to the city to pursue dreams of playing rock and roll is pretty tame, but has some cartoon violence: a pack of wolves descend upon a small village, aiming to cook and eat the sheep who live there; some fights between the dog who defends the village and the wolves; characters are kidnapped and threatened with physical violence; a main character considers the idea of stealing an idea from someone and not giving them proper credit; a fire spreads though a village; some bathroom humor; there is a cage match fight where a grizzly bear tries to kill the protagonist; and there is some bullying and mocking of the country dog by some of the “cooler” city folk.

‘Rock Dog’ revisits ideas from better animated films, like ‘Kung Fu Panda’ and ‘Kubo and the Two Strings,’ and tries to adapt them to its premise of a small-town dog who wants to play rock music. The disparate ideas never really come together, and the film is almost immediately forgettable.

By Roxana Hadadi

Family Movie Review: The Great Wall (PG-13)

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MPAA Rating: PG-13        Length: 104 minutes

Age Appropriate For: 13+. This monster flick has some legitimately scary moments thanks to well-done 3D effects; the beasts, with their countless teeth and snapping jaws fly out of nowhere and into your face to terrifying effect. Also some cursing; a very lightly implied romantic subplot; and lots of death and destruction in the form of the monsters killing humans, tearing them apart, and eating them. The prevalent CGI keeps the film from seeming so real that it would scare teen viewers, but the violence is too much for younger audiences.

Legendary Chinese filmmaker Yimou Zhang aims for American audiences with ‘The Great Wall,’ a monster-focused would-be blockbuster. The film is visually astounding and often quite funny, but Matt Damon is an attention-pulling, movie-disrupting miscast.

By Roxana Hadadi

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